So I hate when I’m like

*excited* “ZANE OMG COME LOOK AT THESE SHOES I LOVE THEM I WANT THEM MUAHMUAHMUAHMUAH!!!”
and he’s all
“THOSE ones? Oh God no Jessi, those are so ugly. Please don’t buy them.”
and then I’m all
*hidden sadface/quickly change into a smiley laugh*
“NOT THOSE silly. These…. less um *Cough* less cute *cough* ones.”

YOU’RE A BOY ZANE, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND FASHION.